February 2012
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“You know, tomorrow’s my birthday.”
“Really?”...”
– -Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming
January 2012
5 posts
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Ooh La La - The Faces
They come on strong, and it...
December 2011
3 posts
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November 2011
4 posts
Crazy- Patsy Cline
I won't pretend that the search for Another New...
The leading minds of the age all wondered amongst themselves what I would do next, After all that I’d found in my travels around the world, was there anything left? “Gentlemen,” I said, “I’ve studied the maps, and if what I am thinking is right, there’s another new world at the top of the world for those who can break through the ice.”
I looked round the...
Anonymous asked: What's Hemingway's deal, anyway?
October 2011
5 posts
embarrassingbravery asked: How about I ask you things? What did you end up dressing up as for Halloween?
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Tell me things! →
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The Golden Age-The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
This is...
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Did you know...
Today is Thanksgiving in Canada!
How about some rainy day tunes?
Ladies and...
September 2011
11 posts
Warning: The following post is not really that funny and may be hazardous to your health for that reason. If you need something hilarious, go somewhere else, because you won’t find it here.
Tonight, I am thankful for friends. New ones, old ones, short ones, ones who will drink beer with you when they’re not supposed to, ones that text you about how fantastic your hair looks today,...
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Anonymous asked: I've seen you from afar in person and know what a formidable physical specimen you are. So I wonder: if you could beat up anyone in the world, without consequence, who would it be? Probably that short, red-headed Cheeto addict, right?
I’m reading Brown v. Board of Education for my Business Law class. It’s the one about segregation in public schools in 1953. And it makes me think:
What will we look back on, 50 years from now, and say to ourselves, “How could we have been so ignorant? How could we have been so wrong?”
Makes you think, no?
August 2011
9 posts
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Birthdays are like chicken nuggets.
When you’re young, they are the greatest thing ever. They come in dinosaur shapes. You can’t wait to have them. They always come in fun, colorful boxes with cool toys.
As you get older, you have them because you must. You’re in a hurry. But they aren’t near as awesome as they used to be. You have to add things to them, like fancy side salads or dipping sauces, to make...
Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Smoke,...
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Stop all the clocks...
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message: He is dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my...
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These Days-Nico
Um. Yes.
Anonymous asked: Why don't you answer my calls? I thought the night we shared together was special, yet you continue to ignore me via Facebook, text, and telephone. Is it because I own every season of Boy Meets World? I miss your touch. Please put me out of my misery.
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Have missile, will travel.: Closure →
buddyblanc:
BANG. It had been roughly six months since Rob had resolved to stop feeling. BANG. He was half-kidding when he made the decision, but before he knew it, it was already happening; jokes at his expense had ceased hitting home, and the cruelest insults rolled off him like water off a duck. BANG. At first he enjoyed it. He enjoyed not being depressed when he came home alone after a...
Anonymous asked: You're trapped for five years on a deserted island, but you're not Tom Hanks. You can bring one celebrity, one book, one movie, one music album, and three personal items currently in your bedroom. What are they?
July 2011
6 posts
Summer Reading, Redux.
Things never go quite as you planned them. Which is why I sit here, halfway through the summer, having only read one book from my original summer reading list. I’ve read plenty. Just none on the list. So here’s the revised list, reflecting the ones I have read, sitting on the shelf waiting to be read, or just want you to think I’m cool enough to read:
1. Everything is...
Anonymous asked: If someone who wants to be your best friend, but isn't, because you don't DO best friends, offered you a pancake made from weevil-y pancake batter, would you eat it? Or would you tear from the house in a storm of rage and refuse to ever put him/her in the presence of a bespectacled person ever again?
Ok. Fine. ONE Harry Potter-related post. That's...
There’s a reason Harry Potter is a worldwide phenomenon.
We all like to believe we’re students at Hogwarts. It’s because all the students at Hogwarts, save one, are good. The people at Hogwarts are good personified. Even Draco Malfoy, the little shit, and Severus Snape, whose nose we love to hate, turn out good in the end. We like to see ourselves in their shoes, because it is...
June 2011
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