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You know, tomorrow’s my birthday.”
“Really?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“That’s terrible. That’s just the worst. Now I won’t know what to get you. If I get you a big gift, it looks like I’m overcompensating and coming on too strong. If I get you something small…I look cheap. I’ve inherited a tragedy. It’s like a venereal disease, a birthday at this point.
“Really?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“That’s terrible. That’s just the worst. Now I won’t know what to get you. If I get you a big gift, it looks like I’m overcompensating and coming on too strong. If I get you something small…I look cheap. I’ve inherited a tragedy. It’s like a venereal disease, a birthday at this point.
