sincerely, me

When you’re young, they are the greatest thing ever. They come in dinosaur shapes. You can’t wait to have them. They always come in fun, colorful boxes with cool toys.

As you get older, you have them because you must. You’re in a hurry. But they aren’t near as awesome as they used to be. You have to add things to them, like fancy side salads or dipping sauces, to make them more appealing.

Then you get older, and you stop having them altogether. They’re bad for your health.

Birthdays are like chicken nuggets.

Having too many of them is bound to kill you, sooner or later.